Who is this Enfant Terrible anyway??

Hi interwebs, I’m Zoë Greenbaum and I am a filmmaker, visual artist, photographer, and frontman of the band Paradise. I live in a greenhouse where she eat my roommates pasta and attempt photosynthesis on a regular basis.

After doing my BA in gag manga at Japan’s Kyoto Seika University and attempting to become a professional manga artist, I did a total 180 and decided to do my masters in film at London Film School.

After dropping out, I proceeded to make a variety of award-winning short films including We Are Bleach, Inevitability, Feel Nothing Inc. and Please Be Kind. My feature screenplays Hanging Gardens of the Sea & Sky, The Weather Just Got Sexy, and My World At Night have been internationally recognized including Top 10 in Francis Ford Coppola’s American Zoetrope and the Tony Cox Awards in Nantucket. I divide my time between London, Paris, and NYC and can be seen playing venues like The Windmill Brixton, photographing indie rock bands, and leaving you with the cheque at every restaurant.

As I’m sure you can tell from this blog (are we supposed to use that word??) I write a lot of comedy, although not exclusively. All of my feature screenplays are funny, even when they’re dramas. I’m currently looking for funding to make my first feature, so if you’re looking to get involved, hit me up!

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